this is the the greatest thing ive ever read
…it gets better
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
August 1st, 2014: Today in Supernatural history we learned that Dean Winchester likes to wear women’s underwear.
so I was rewatching Dog Dean Afternoon
and now I have a headcanon
and NOT just because he said that.
just look at him!
he is short, dirty blond, sassy…
We found Gabe
he was hiding out as a dog the whole time!
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon
What do you mean most people leave their rooms